River's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Are you a Boy or a Girl?]

if you get it hot and wet enough, even a pasta noodle starts to bend

[Thingy I'm working on for my friend]

ohhhh boy... she's hitting on you... in 4 years you are going to be laying in bed flipping through your phone or reading a book, and your arms will lower a little and your eyes will de-focus and you will pause for a moment and yell FUCK!!! and be sad for like a solid week at the missed opportunity
oh and then be angry with yourself whenever the little gremlin in your head wants to remind you of a stupid thing you did in your past (for no reason)

[Stuart Little Found Dead In Chicago]

0 to 100 in less time then it took me to blink
dang

[The Scary]

watch the audio levels

[Kids when they first hear a swear]

this is a core memory... make room for new core memory
*forgets math*
aeeee *finger guns*

Zeekstorytime responds:

Facts

[Kaylee has a Killer Walk]

that aint no *boy*
the boots alone are frightening...

[Hobokémon]

woot big chili
also
brah... that's really brutal brah

[Ren and Stimpy Big House Blues (Scene 64 Reanimated)]

he gets a pass from me

[A Lofi Cryptid Walk]

i liked the land shark

TMJBtv responds:

He's a good lad