River's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[didnt i do it for you? (bad ending)]

john wick is here and he wants to have a word with you

[Ultrakill: The Animation tralier]

thankyou for a warning about the volume

W3irdKreator responds:

Yeah, that volume was going to be loud, so I had to put in a volume warning to prevent anyone wearing headphones or even earbuds, from damaging their ears.

[Daily Routine]

to be fair... I think that this is a GENERALly accurate depiction of most people per day, just out stomping around at random locations that are within an hour and a half of their bed, and then stopping the stomping when the lights go out

MelloBread responds:

Stompy stomp-stomp stompy stomp

[Lip sync test]

awe... now I'm sad... I was ready for a funny story about headphones

QUAWNAIME responds:

That was in a video that I already posted on here

[put the hurt on him]

is your character based off of Sheriff Hayseed?

[SAMOSBOR #3]

im waiting for Artyom to appear

[AKU's story of little ridding hood(TF2 Parody)]

this started at a 3, then it went to 4... then it got stupid and it went to 4.5
then it got real stupid, and it went to 5

[Are you a Boy or a Girl?]

if you get it hot and wet enough, even a pasta noodle starts to bend

[Thingy I'm working on for my friend]

ohhhh boy... she's hitting on you... in 4 years you are going to be laying in bed flipping through your phone or reading a book, and your arms will lower a little and your eyes will de-focus and you will pause for a moment and yell FUCK!!! and be sad for like a solid week at the missed opportunity
oh and then be angry with yourself whenever the little gremlin in your head wants to remind you of a stupid thing you did in your past (for no reason)

[Stuart Little Found Dead In Chicago]

0 to 100 in less time then it took me to blink
dang