River's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chi-chi ain't slowed down yet...]

what form
what glorious curves
that perfect color!
you can even make out the writing!
that is an absolute unit of a house

oh and the woman is nice too :p

Bronksson responds:

You got me good, thanks man, for the laugh too!

[4koma girls: Cuppa Joe]

Joe did nothing wrong and if anything he is the victim of the day, his actions were justified, your honor.

[didnt i do it for you? (bad ending)]

john wick is here and he wants to have a word with you

[Ultrakill: The Animation tralier]

thankyou for a warning about the volume

W3irdKreator responds:

Yeah, that volume was going to be loud, so I had to put in a volume warning to prevent anyone wearing headphones or even earbuds, from damaging their ears.

[Daily Routine]

to be fair... I think that this is a GENERALly accurate depiction of most people per day, just out stomping around at random locations that are within an hour and a half of their bed, and then stopping the stomping when the lights go out

MelloBread responds:

Stompy stomp-stomp stompy stomp

[Lip sync test]

awe... now I'm sad... I was ready for a funny story about headphones

QUAWNAIME responds:

That was in a video that I already posted on here

[put the hurt on him]

is your character based off of Sheriff Hayseed?

[SAMOSBOR #3]

im waiting for Artyom to appear

[AKU's story of little ridding hood(TF2 Parody)]

this started at a 3, then it went to 4... then it got stupid and it went to 4.5
then it got real stupid, and it went to 5

[Are you a Boy or a Girl?]

if you get it hot and wet enough, even a pasta noodle starts to bend