River's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eat Cotton Candy Simulator]

i was just thinking that this is a lot of candy to consume for one person
I'm surprised that the author didn't make something that would make the person slow down and............... oh he dies ....

well ain't that something

[microbe creator]

oh you cheeky bugger
I was clicking on my rating for a solid 7 seconds and wondering why the star rating wasn't coming up

lol
got me

[İnfinite Eye]

Q: what exactly am I looking at
A: yeaaaaah...

fullyboymadnescreato responds:

indeed

[Lemon Shooter]

took the game from 2400 to 7613,
It is not a bad game, it gets pretty spicy after a while

[CHIKN NUGGIT DIES A HORABLEY HORENDUS DEATH]

the animation skills are acceptable, but the ideas expressed are horrific and I won't agree with them

[The Best Geometry Dash Game]

you did such a wonderful job replicating GD, I'm astonished

[UFO- a flappy-bird style game]

wish.c om flappy bird

can we have the flappy bird game mom?
no, we have flappy bird at home

msmemerguy responds:

nah bro this is flappy bird bought at the dollar store by some confused relative as your birthday gift