River's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[microbe creator]

oh you cheeky bugger
I was clicking on my rating for a solid 7 seconds and wondering why the star rating wasn't coming up

lol
got me

[İnfinite Eye]

Q: what exactly am I looking at
A: yeaaaaah...

fullyboymadnescreato responds:

indeed

[Lemon Shooter]

took the game from 2400 to 7613,
It is not a bad game, it gets pretty spicy after a while

[Flat Earth Golf]

I am unable to launch the ball in the direction that i want to launch it. it is a pretty game though

[CHIKN NUGGIT DIES A HORABLEY HORENDUS DEATH]

the animation skills are acceptable, but the ideas expressed are horrific and I won't agree with them

[The Best Geometry Dash Game]

you did such a wonderful job replicating GD, I'm astonished

[UFO- a flappy-bird style game]

wish.c om flappy bird

can we have the flappy bird game mom?
no, we have flappy bird at home

msmemerguy responds:

nah bro this is flappy bird bought at the dollar store by some confused relative as your birthday gift