River's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[moist cavern]

this takes the sentence "piss/fart/poop louder to assert dominance" (while in the stall) to a WHOLE new level

[Hime Vibe]

on the scale, this is far more classy than a/the sad cat dance, and I appreciate that

[Happily Married Gnomes]

I'm not saying that the murder was right... but it was justified...

[a purpose]

girl: hey what are you thinking about?
guy: nothing
girl: really?
guy: yeah, why?
girl thought: he must be hiding something
guy thought: was thinking about crunching leaves under foot a moment ago and is legit thinking about nothing now

[The 5th Birthday]

this is some top shelf B action, this does the original B proud

Merol responds:

I hope so. Thanks a lot!!

[KRATOS SEEKS THE WEED OF OLYMPUS]

why the duck? or was the duck used in place of a turd

[super ☆ cosmic ☆ dancing ☆ night]

pretty sure that's a CCC

[THE PUMPKIN BOYS]

little quiet on the audio, next time increase the audio levels on the speaking parts by about 10-15% and you should be good. Your ending credits sound was an average volume sound level for instance