River 2010-06-02 01:05:11

yes Ass-Crumb i completely expect you to come back and make equally awesome poems about me in a bitter sort of way :)

Shyheart 2010-06-02 02:44:47

here's my poem:

you're gay

RapidStrike 2010-06-02 16:39:33

Now this is a story all about how quagmire tries to take Crumb down,
And I'd like to take a minute don't click any links, I'll tell you how quagmire's rhyme book pretty much stinks.

In east Calegory, born and raised, was where he shit his rhymes out for the most of his days; messing up patterns, overusing "AABB...", thinking that Haikus are 3-5-3.
When Ass-Crumb came up, he was up to some good; he gave some critique in his neighborhood.
Quagmire thought it was a fight and he got scared, so he made a post complaining, making him look Autism-impaired.

Crumb whistled for some help, and when I came near, your poems looked bad and it ground my gear.
If anything I could say you're full of hate, and I know it's true, so just go masturbate.

Your
Poems
Are pretty abysmal, a 1 out of 8. You're really mad, "HEY FAGGOT, FUCK YOU LATER."
Looked at all the drama, and I know it all now.
You can't rhyme at all, because you don't know how.

Shyheart 2010-06-02 16:46:18

also haiku's are 5-7-5 you dumb fuck