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River
When the impossible happens, challenge your assumptions and the correct answers will flow

Eric @River

Age 33, Male

Trucker/HD mechanic

Polytech/Uni/Coll

Calgary Alberta

Joined on 3/13/07

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Why does Rainbow Dash have to be so dashy?

she is the spirit in all of us and the will power to be.. (sexual reference here) .. the prime, of what and who we are... you matter because you are strong, fast, and smart.

to be faster, to be stronger, to be the better then everyone else...

her very presence inspires us to not only look upon our selves with admiration for who and what we can be, but for what we are already... that we are perfect in our own way and that in it self is flawless
...
...
characterized and stated by the gay rights movement
" you are perfect, in every single way, and shine brighter then every single color around you, be proud of who and what you are"

Why does Pinkie Pie have to be so pink?

the better question is why does she have to be so random and playful...

but pink works the same.
shes pink because pink is the color of fun, usually associated with playfulness or activity...
making us smile smile smile so that we know that nothing can overcome our happiness as long as we remain happy and true to our selves.

pink is love
love is fun
fun keeps our spirits high
and when our spirits are high we feel better and do better in life
pink... is a natural color to inspire us to do better and come forth with our human spirit to push forward

Why is Rarity so rare?

because she is a... Rarity

Why does Twilight Sparkle have to be so sparkly?

~rolls my eyes~
ok.. last question before i go to sleep...

luna sparkles because she guards the night
celestia sparkles because she guards the day
twi sparkles because she guards the twilight.. and is in her character caught.. in the magic hour.

Why does Applejack have to be so appley and jacky?

apple jack is gold and orange...
Both colours combined mean sun and food...

Its a play on the thanks giving idea where orange and gold represent friendship, truth, community and good tidings.
The same can be seen in her choice of dress, ranging in colours of gold brown and green..
Earthy tones that we associate with the desire to be at peace and have food

We see her as a giver of food and her colours depict an idea of earthy tones and a home style of peace..

Apple jack is appley because she actually represents our desire for home and peace
And she is jacky because calling somepony apple... Just does not make sense...

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Cease.

What was NG like in '07?

there were a bunch of people, and a bunch of dick jokes all over the place

10 years.